Saturday, April 24, 2004
CRAZY MARCHING BAND review:
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf).
Quotes:
"You look like you feed birds with your dick, 'cause your dick is a bird feeder."
"You look like peanut butter came out your ear, and you got eight double chins, that would be a quantuplet chin."
"What do you want from my life? Huh? What do you want from my life?"
"Be my little playmate and touch my silky nipples, be my little playmate and touch my fat belly. Fat belly, where are you? I'm right beside you, I'll never leave you."
"I like to ride my bike, yes I do. I ride my bike down the street, how are you, and you, and you?"
"I bet you can't guess how old I am...Yep, you guessed it... 8."
"I work at an accounting firm in Manhattan. If they saw this, they'd probably fire me."
I hate parades. I mean, I really, really hate parades. They're full of little kids running head-first into your crotch, and assholes that push you around to try and get a better view of a float shaped like a cell-phone.
Fucking parades.
Marching bands also piss me off. I understand when they play marching band classics, like "She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain", but when they start playing outdated "hip" music, such as a 2 Live Crew medley, it makes me feel really uneasy....
Band kids always seem really maladjusted. They just don't understand the world. I used to have a good friend, Joel, that was a bit insane. He used to go down to the river and get a bunch of slugs and wrap them up in wrapping paper. Then, he'd go into the band classroom and hand them out. He did this almost every week, and even after a month, the kids would STILL unwrap the packages. You'd think they'd get to a point where they just wouldn't open ANY package from Joel, but that never, ever happened...Strange.
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(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf).
Quotes:
"You look like you feed birds with your dick, 'cause your dick is a bird feeder."
"You look like peanut butter came out your ear, and you got eight double chins, that would be a quantuplet chin."
"What do you want from my life? Huh? What do you want from my life?"
"Be my little playmate and touch my silky nipples, be my little playmate and touch my fat belly. Fat belly, where are you? I'm right beside you, I'll never leave you."
"I like to ride my bike, yes I do. I ride my bike down the street, how are you, and you, and you?"
"I bet you can't guess how old I am...Yep, you guessed it... 8."
"I work at an accounting firm in Manhattan. If they saw this, they'd probably fire me."
I hate parades. I mean, I really, really hate parades. They're full of little kids running head-first into your crotch, and assholes that push you around to try and get a better view of a float shaped like a cell-phone.
Fucking parades.
Marching bands also piss me off. I understand when they play marching band classics, like "She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain", but when they start playing outdated "hip" music, such as a 2 Live Crew medley, it makes me feel really uneasy....
Band kids always seem really maladjusted. They just don't understand the world. I used to have a good friend, Joel, that was a bit insane. He used to go down to the river and get a bunch of slugs and wrap them up in wrapping paper. Then, he'd go into the band classroom and hand them out. He did this almost every week, and even after a month, the kids would STILL unwrap the packages. You'd think they'd get to a point where they just wouldn't open ANY package from Joel, but that never, ever happened...Strange.
DISCUSS THIS ARTICLE HERE.
CHECK OUT ANDY PICTURES HERE.
E-MIAIL ME - SARAHSCHICKENANDCAKE@HOTMAIL.COM
