Saturday, January 31, 2004
So, I've been asked by a few visitors to put up a bit about myself: You can see my msn profile HERE.
If you need to contact me about this site, my e-mail is sarahschickenandcake@hotmail.com.
If you would like to see some crazy photos of Andy, and some photos of your favorite homegirl (that would be me, suckas), you can see them here.
If you would like to comment on any of the reviews, or just discuss Andy Milonakis/angrynakedpat.com in general, I have just set up a new forum here.
If you need to contact me about this site, my e-mail is sarahschickenandcake@hotmail.com.
If you would like to see some crazy photos of Andy, and some photos of your favorite homegirl (that would be me, suckas), you can see them here.
If you would like to comment on any of the reviews, or just discuss Andy Milonakis/angrynakedpat.com in general, I have just set up a new forum here.
Friday, January 30, 2004
CHRISTMAS FANTASTIC review:
(by Andy Milonakis featuring Enzo Salierno , available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf).
Quotes from Christmas Fantastic:
Enzo- "I hope we're not recording yet, this isn't even funny."
Andy- "My little chicken went to the store, got a 40, no she ain't no whore. She played with the other little niggas, yo yo chicken, why you cheat on me, why you cheat on me, you know I'm a G."
This is pretty free-form, with Andy talking about chicken heads, and Enzo talking about nipples and his sneakers. There is a reference to the movie "Like Mike"....Before that movie came out, they played the preview a lot. I saw it everywhere, and I started to get a bit angry about it. Every time I turned on the tv, I'd see the preview, every time I'd play a game online, an ad would pop up. Then, after it came out, every time I tried to download a movie, it would always be "Like Mike", no matter what it was called when I started to download it. Then, this summer, I was in Toronto for a few days to take some photos for a grafitti competition, and I passed by the Much Music station. There was a bunch of girls outside, and they were all screaming. I looked up, and on the balcony was Little Bow Wow. I yelled "You Bastard", but he didn't hear me. Really, I feel better now, though, even if he didn't hear me.
This is about as good as it gets for a christmas song. This is going to become a new classic christmas song at my house, yo.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
(by Andy Milonakis featuring Enzo Salierno , available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf).
Quotes from Christmas Fantastic:
Enzo- "I hope we're not recording yet, this isn't even funny."
Andy- "My little chicken went to the store, got a 40, no she ain't no whore. She played with the other little niggas, yo yo chicken, why you cheat on me, why you cheat on me, you know I'm a G."
This is pretty free-form, with Andy talking about chicken heads, and Enzo talking about nipples and his sneakers. There is a reference to the movie "Like Mike"....Before that movie came out, they played the preview a lot. I saw it everywhere, and I started to get a bit angry about it. Every time I turned on the tv, I'd see the preview, every time I'd play a game online, an ad would pop up. Then, after it came out, every time I tried to download a movie, it would always be "Like Mike", no matter what it was called when I started to download it. Then, this summer, I was in Toronto for a few days to take some photos for a grafitti competition, and I passed by the Much Music station. There was a bunch of girls outside, and they were all screaming. I looked up, and on the balcony was Little Bow Wow. I yelled "You Bastard", but he didn't hear me. Really, I feel better now, though, even if he didn't hear me.
This is about as good as it gets for a christmas song. This is going to become a new classic christmas song at my house, yo.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
SHRINKY DINK MANIFESTO review:
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf).
Quotes:
" You can wash with water, but you caaaan't do that with other drinks. Can't do that with Snapple, can't do that with Kool-Aid, can't do that with soda, 'cause basically, they're sweet and they're sticky."
"When I die once, it's okay, I have two lives left, and I can play all I want."
So, in this short, Andy is talking about going to the movies with his mom and sister, and he is laughing at some inappropriate parts. This has happened to me before, like maybe I went to go see The Pianist after an afternoon at the bar with my friend Allison. I guess we were being pretty loud, and laughing a lot, cause this 13-year old kid that worked at the theatre was like "Keep it down over there or you have to leave", so we pretty much just left and went to hang out with this drunk guy in front of the 7-11.
Then, Andy is talking about the importance of water, and a guy who has 3 lives. In 7th grade, we went on a field trip, and it was really hot. I guess I was too cool for water, so I brought along a huge bottle of flavored seltzer water. When it got really hot, everyone was pouring their water on their head, so I did it with my water, but I got all sticky. I guess I learned my lesson. I wish Andy had made this movie 11 years ago, and then maybe I would have known.
This short was pretty much a class-act all the way around. Andy's a smart guy.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf).
Quotes:
" You can wash with water, but you caaaan't do that with other drinks. Can't do that with Snapple, can't do that with Kool-Aid, can't do that with soda, 'cause basically, they're sweet and they're sticky."
"When I die once, it's okay, I have two lives left, and I can play all I want."
So, in this short, Andy is talking about going to the movies with his mom and sister, and he is laughing at some inappropriate parts. This has happened to me before, like maybe I went to go see The Pianist after an afternoon at the bar with my friend Allison. I guess we were being pretty loud, and laughing a lot, cause this 13-year old kid that worked at the theatre was like "Keep it down over there or you have to leave", so we pretty much just left and went to hang out with this drunk guy in front of the 7-11.
Then, Andy is talking about the importance of water, and a guy who has 3 lives. In 7th grade, we went on a field trip, and it was really hot. I guess I was too cool for water, so I brought along a huge bottle of flavored seltzer water. When it got really hot, everyone was pouring their water on their head, so I did it with my water, but I got all sticky. I guess I learned my lesson. I wish Andy had made this movie 11 years ago, and then maybe I would have known.
This short was pretty much a class-act all the way around. Andy's a smart guy.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
So, my favorite website of all time is Angry Naked Pat's Ice Cream fantastic . For those of you that don't know me very well, I watch this site like crazy. There's this guy, Andy Milonakis, and he's been putting up some pretty great videos on this site for a while. I don't know much about Andy, he's 27 and lives in Queens ( and he has a wicked accent, like my Uncle Lucio who lives up by Cuny Queens College...word up, uncle lucio). I don't remember when I saw my first ICF video, but it was probably some time in 2002. Last year some time, Jimmy Kimmel got ahold of some of the videos, and so now I think he's pretty famous now, and I think everyone has seen his video, The Superbowl is Gay. I've watched all of his videos about a million times, and so I figure I will start to review each of the videos every now and then (there's TONS of them, so be patient). Word.
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