Saturday, March 20, 2004
Aaron Carter's Box Blah Blah review:
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf)
Quotes:
"I'm so fuckin' glad to get rid of that piece of fuckin' shit-bag....That no-talented little piece of plastic ass-wrap. He's a fuckin' dick blow...Blow-dicker...I don't really know slang that well, 'cause I'm just a fuckin' box. Give me a break, people."
"...and he'd fuckin' sound just like that. Listen to me, I fuckin' lived with him for two years on the fuckin' shelf at Sam Goody. Why couldn't they put some fuckin' cool Ghost World shit in me? I was just a fuckin' random box with no coloring or label at the factory, and they stuck that talentless piece of fuck-cheese in me and I had to fuckin' live with him for two and a half fuckin' years. I was like 'Please fuckin' buy me already, buy me and take that mutherfucker out of me, take that mutherfucker out of me'. It was like I gave birth to the mutherfucker."
"If it was my choice, you'd have Britney Spears' naked boobies all around my box-piece, and the back side of me would be naked pictures of Angelina Jolie. That's right, that's my fuckin' wife. I'm gonna go out and meet that broad, and she's gonna marry me, even though I am a box. She'a a fuckin' weird chick, she'd be into that kind of shit. 'Hey, you ever made love to an Aaron Carter box? Yeah,I didn't fuckin' think so. Add that to the fuckin' notch on your belt-piece. Thank-ya.' ".
I'm not going to lie; I love this video. In fact, this video made me laugh so hard, I'm pretty sure it was made just for me. Was Andy thinking of me while making this video? No.....However, the cosmic forces that have been put on this earth that make sure I am laughing for at least 20% of my life have made sure that someone made something SO FUNNY that I would never get tired of it. I watch this video at least once a week, and laugh my ass off every time. When I am unable to watch it, I go into withdrawl. Believe it.
Here is a short list of some other things that I'm pretty sure were created purely for my enjoyment:
-Chocolate Twinkies
-That time I saw a guy fly-fishing in the park, and he accidentally hooked a kid.
-Christopher Walken
-Those dogs with the really short legs.
-Kirby games (nobody else likes them, but Nintendo still makes them. See? MY enjoyment.)
-www.x-entertainment.com
-Saved by the Bell and Family Matters reruns at 4AM (no one else is up at that time, but I needed something to entertain me. Thanks, TBS Superstation.)
-Spongebob Squarepants popsicles.
-Better Off Dead on DVD (thank you, god).
- The Kool-Aid Man (but why hasn't he busted through my wall yet? Maybe he's wating for my birthday.)
Okay, maybe other people like these things, too. Seriously, though, I don't want to live in a world without "Aaron Carter's Box Blah Blah".
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(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf)
Quotes:
"I'm so fuckin' glad to get rid of that piece of fuckin' shit-bag....That no-talented little piece of plastic ass-wrap. He's a fuckin' dick blow...Blow-dicker...I don't really know slang that well, 'cause I'm just a fuckin' box. Give me a break, people."
"...and he'd fuckin' sound just like that. Listen to me, I fuckin' lived with him for two years on the fuckin' shelf at Sam Goody. Why couldn't they put some fuckin' cool Ghost World shit in me? I was just a fuckin' random box with no coloring or label at the factory, and they stuck that talentless piece of fuck-cheese in me and I had to fuckin' live with him for two and a half fuckin' years. I was like 'Please fuckin' buy me already, buy me and take that mutherfucker out of me, take that mutherfucker out of me'. It was like I gave birth to the mutherfucker."
"If it was my choice, you'd have Britney Spears' naked boobies all around my box-piece, and the back side of me would be naked pictures of Angelina Jolie. That's right, that's my fuckin' wife. I'm gonna go out and meet that broad, and she's gonna marry me, even though I am a box. She'a a fuckin' weird chick, she'd be into that kind of shit. 'Hey, you ever made love to an Aaron Carter box? Yeah,I didn't fuckin' think so. Add that to the fuckin' notch on your belt-piece. Thank-ya.' ".
I'm not going to lie; I love this video. In fact, this video made me laugh so hard, I'm pretty sure it was made just for me. Was Andy thinking of me while making this video? No.....However, the cosmic forces that have been put on this earth that make sure I am laughing for at least 20% of my life have made sure that someone made something SO FUNNY that I would never get tired of it. I watch this video at least once a week, and laugh my ass off every time. When I am unable to watch it, I go into withdrawl. Believe it.
Here is a short list of some other things that I'm pretty sure were created purely for my enjoyment:
-Chocolate Twinkies
-That time I saw a guy fly-fishing in the park, and he accidentally hooked a kid.
-Christopher Walken
-Those dogs with the really short legs.
-Kirby games (nobody else likes them, but Nintendo still makes them. See? MY enjoyment.)
-www.x-entertainment.com
-Saved by the Bell and Family Matters reruns at 4AM (no one else is up at that time, but I needed something to entertain me. Thanks, TBS Superstation.)
-Spongebob Squarepants popsicles.
-Better Off Dead on DVD (thank you, god).
- The Kool-Aid Man (but why hasn't he busted through my wall yet? Maybe he's wating for my birthday.)
Okay, maybe other people like these things, too. Seriously, though, I don't want to live in a world without "Aaron Carter's Box Blah Blah".
DISCUSS THIS ARTICLE HERE.
CHECK OUT PICTURES HERE.
E-MAIL ME-- SARAHSCHICKENANDCAKE@HOTMAIL.COM
Thursday, March 18, 2004
Aaron Carter, Top Charter review:
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf)
Quotes:
"Here's my Aaron Carter doll, he sings, and he sits."
"I'm ready for action. I'm Aaron Carter doll and I can beat your G.I Joe up, I'm eight times bigger than your stupid green G.I Joe with the little plastic pool of plastic that goes in front of your feet."
"I'm smiling here, but here? *BAM* I'm angry and sexy. I'm only 12, but I'm sexy and angry."
Aaron Carter? That's some funny shit. I think Aaron carter has grown quite a bit in the past few years, and he probably has his own
"love doll" by now. I love celebrity dolls, they're nothin' but gooood times. Here, in no particular order, are some of the most hilarious celebrity dolls EVER (click for pics):
- Brooke Sheilds doll (really, they had this, I'm not even joking).
-Boy George doll. (Yes, yes, yes.)
-George Burns doll (Dear Santa...I'd like a teddy bear, an Easy-Bake oven, and a George Burns doll...)
-Erik Estrada doll (I wish I was making this up).
-Rosie O'Donnell doll (if I was a kid, this would scare the crap out of me...No, wait...It would STILL scare the crap out of me).
-Jerry Springer doll (I guess you need this doll if your Barbie is a cheating crack-whore).
-Captain and Tenille dolls (finally!)
Check out Andy's "Five for the Famous" interview here.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
CHECK OUT PICS HERE.
E-MAIL ME- SARAHSCHICKENANDCAKE@HOTMAIL.COM
One more time, a huge thanks to Amanda, Ben, and Mike for letting me use this pic.
If you lived in vancouver, I'd make you a nice dinner 'cause you're all so awesome. However, I'm poor, and I'm a really bad cook, so we'd probably be eating cream-of-microwave-popcorn-soup and twinkie/poptart sandwiches, so maybe I'm doing you a bigger favor by NOT inviting you for dinner. Thanks again.
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf)
Quotes:
"Here's my Aaron Carter doll, he sings, and he sits."
"I'm ready for action. I'm Aaron Carter doll and I can beat your G.I Joe up, I'm eight times bigger than your stupid green G.I Joe with the little plastic pool of plastic that goes in front of your feet."
"I'm smiling here, but here? *BAM* I'm angry and sexy. I'm only 12, but I'm sexy and angry."
Aaron Carter? That's some funny shit. I think Aaron carter has grown quite a bit in the past few years, and he probably has his own
"love doll" by now. I love celebrity dolls, they're nothin' but gooood times. Here, in no particular order, are some of the most hilarious celebrity dolls EVER (click for pics):
- Brooke Sheilds doll (really, they had this, I'm not even joking).
-Boy George doll. (Yes, yes, yes.)
-George Burns doll (Dear Santa...I'd like a teddy bear, an Easy-Bake oven, and a George Burns doll...)
-Erik Estrada doll (I wish I was making this up).
-Rosie O'Donnell doll (if I was a kid, this would scare the crap out of me...No, wait...It would STILL scare the crap out of me).
-Jerry Springer doll (I guess you need this doll if your Barbie is a cheating crack-whore).
-Captain and Tenille dolls (finally!)
Check out Andy's "Five for the Famous" interview here.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
CHECK OUT PICS HERE.
E-MAIL ME- SARAHSCHICKENANDCAKE@HOTMAIL.COM
One more time, a huge thanks to Amanda, Ben, and Mike for letting me use this pic.
If you lived in vancouver, I'd make you a nice dinner 'cause you're all so awesome. However, I'm poor, and I'm a really bad cook, so we'd probably be eating cream-of-microwave-popcorn-soup and twinkie/poptart sandwiches, so maybe I'm doing you a bigger favor by NOT inviting you for dinner. Thanks again.
