Sunday, February 29, 2004
I'm still in the middle of my vacation, 'cause I'm moving by the beach, and haven't done any freelancing for a bit. I cancelled my DSL line, so I'm writing this from that little korean internet cafe on Davie and Thurlow, $0.40/hour...The cheapest in the city, guaranteed. One time I told the kid that works there that if I found a cafe with a lower price, he'd have to make out with me. I was hoping he would be happy about it, but he just looked scared. I don't really have time for a review (cause my $0.40 is worth so much to me, that's like 4 gummy coke-bottles at 7-11!). However, while I was at my freind Ian's house, I wrote this list of songs that had been rocking my world during my vacation.
Here are some songs that almost make me forget about my TV and DSL line (almost):
Scott Grooves-Mothership Reconnection (Daft Punk Remix)
Sometimes, when I’m listening to this song, I forget I’m a human, and begin to think that I’m a robot ninja. I lose control of my body, and end up robot dancing and kicking at stuff until a nice doctor gives me a good shot of morphine.
Cassius- The Sound of Violence (Reggae Rock Mix)
I’m not even going to try to get laid anymore. No more dating bullshit, no more “accidental” nipple slips, no more expensive escort fees. This song is so fucking orgasmic, I’m just gonna stay at home from now on and let it fuck me like crazaaaay. Really.
The Roots- Step into the Realm
Yes. Yes. Oh, god. Yes. I know this song’s a bit old, but I love it when I “re-discover” a song.
Rascalz/Barrington Levy/K-OS- Top of the World
If you’re not Canadian, you probably won’t know this one, but it rocks my world so much, I once got shaken baby syndrome from it….True story.
Souls of Mischief-93 til Infinity
This track gets better with age, I’m not even joking. Souls of Mischief have put out a ton of amazing songs, but this one is shockingly great. Each time I listen to it, it kinda stuns me for a minute, it’s really that great. Someone told me it’s still one of the top sellers on vinyl at BeatStreet on Robson. They probably weren’t even lying to me.
Ben Folds- The Secret Life of Morgan Davis
A song about a man that wants “a toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack”, all sung in a show-tune style. ‘Nuff said.
Discuss shit here.
Wait...There's more! Check out some pics here.
Keep watching Andy Milonakis' videos here.
I'll be back to write more reviews in about a week.
Here are some songs that almost make me forget about my TV and DSL line (almost):
Scott Grooves-Mothership Reconnection (Daft Punk Remix)
Sometimes, when I’m listening to this song, I forget I’m a human, and begin to think that I’m a robot ninja. I lose control of my body, and end up robot dancing and kicking at stuff until a nice doctor gives me a good shot of morphine.
Cassius- The Sound of Violence (Reggae Rock Mix)
I’m not even going to try to get laid anymore. No more dating bullshit, no more “accidental” nipple slips, no more expensive escort fees. This song is so fucking orgasmic, I’m just gonna stay at home from now on and let it fuck me like crazaaaay. Really.
The Roots- Step into the Realm
Yes. Yes. Oh, god. Yes. I know this song’s a bit old, but I love it when I “re-discover” a song.
Rascalz/Barrington Levy/K-OS- Top of the World
If you’re not Canadian, you probably won’t know this one, but it rocks my world so much, I once got shaken baby syndrome from it….True story.
Souls of Mischief-93 til Infinity
This track gets better with age, I’m not even joking. Souls of Mischief have put out a ton of amazing songs, but this one is shockingly great. Each time I listen to it, it kinda stuns me for a minute, it’s really that great. Someone told me it’s still one of the top sellers on vinyl at BeatStreet on Robson. They probably weren’t even lying to me.
Ben Folds- The Secret Life of Morgan Davis
A song about a man that wants “a toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack”, all sung in a show-tune style. ‘Nuff said.
Discuss shit here.
Wait...There's more! Check out some pics here.
Keep watching Andy Milonakis' videos here.
I'll be back to write more reviews in about a week.
