Saturday, April 17, 2004
BEST OF THE WORSTEST review:
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf)
Quotes:
(from an aborted video on Fruit Stripe gum):"Why this shit so whack? I need to buy ten packs.You know why? Cause when you chew that shit, it tastes like sour wax."
(from an aborted skit that sounds quite a bit like 'Shrinky Dink Manifesto'): " Play with some Play-Doh. Gonna play with Play-Doh and make avacados, I make moulded avacados. Gonna make moulded avacados, I'm gonna make a blue avacado, and I'm gonna make a green avacado. Green avacado's real, and the blue avacado's fake. Blue avacado's fake, because the real color of avacados is green. Green avacado's real because the real color of avacados is green. When I make them, I don't make them life-sized, because I only have 2 packs of Play-Dohs, and if you want to make the real avacados with 2 packs of Play-Dohs it's not enough to make a real-sized avacado."
(from another aborted video) 'My life is gone, just so you could put my meat in your cheek and swirl it around. Just so you could have a dinner, you could have got a 49-cent cheeseburger at McDonalds, but instead you killed me."
How do I explain my feelings for this video? Well, I made a little film of my own.
Check it out here.
Confused? Me too.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
CHECK OUT ANDY PICS HERE.
E-MAIL ME--SARAHSCHICKENANDCAKE@HOTMAIL.COM
(by Andy Milonakis, available on angrynakedpat.com/network/icf)
Quotes:
(from an aborted video on Fruit Stripe gum):"Why this shit so whack? I need to buy ten packs.You know why? Cause when you chew that shit, it tastes like sour wax."
(from an aborted skit that sounds quite a bit like 'Shrinky Dink Manifesto'): " Play with some Play-Doh. Gonna play with Play-Doh and make avacados, I make moulded avacados. Gonna make moulded avacados, I'm gonna make a blue avacado, and I'm gonna make a green avacado. Green avacado's real, and the blue avacado's fake. Blue avacado's fake, because the real color of avacados is green. Green avacado's real because the real color of avacados is green. When I make them, I don't make them life-sized, because I only have 2 packs of Play-Dohs, and if you want to make the real avacados with 2 packs of Play-Dohs it's not enough to make a real-sized avacado."
(from another aborted video) 'My life is gone, just so you could put my meat in your cheek and swirl it around. Just so you could have a dinner, you could have got a 49-cent cheeseburger at McDonalds, but instead you killed me."
How do I explain my feelings for this video? Well, I made a little film of my own.
Check it out here.
Confused? Me too.
DISCUSS THIS POST HERE.
CHECK OUT ANDY PICS HERE.
E-MAIL ME--SARAHSCHICKENANDCAKE@HOTMAIL.COM
